Two Baked Hams with Mike and Jonah
Our Last 5 Dollars on the First Twelve

Our Last 5 Dollars on the First Twelve

May 9, 2019

Ham Two recounts his visit to Pahrump, Nevada and Ham One questions the financial arrangement of the modern marriage. The Hams speak of their adventures peeking at the web site, Silicon Wives and Ham One asks if Ham Two would do the whole "Westworld" thing. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SexDoll #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Links:

https://www.siliconwives.com

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/apr/17/online-pornography-age-checks-to-be-mandatory-in-uk-from-15-july

 

123 Ham Street

123 Ham Street

May 2, 2019

Your Two Baked Hams can't seem to remember what the first half of the episode is about. But they can speak to what was said on the latter half: CGI, puppetry, and film reboots. And Ham Two has a special announcement. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FoundPorn #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Links:
https://prowrestlingpost.com/blood-from-a-stone-moonlighting/ [Dylon "Stone's" article]

I wish Mike was here

I wish Mike was here

April 29, 2019

Ham One is absent from this episode of the Two Baked Hams. However, Ham Two records with the Grizzly Bear, Ken Ostare. The Grizzly Bear and Ham Two recount their drunken adventures to prepare for Grizzly Bear's upcoming summer wedding. The Grizzly defends his penis's honour and speaks his truth about the events of the August-long Weekend (remember the episode the Ham's recorded with Alix?). There is some heartfelt talk and the Grizzly really wishes that Ham One could have participated. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #PineappleCannibal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Naturally Occurring Pyramid Schemes

Naturally Occurring Pyramid Schemes

April 25, 2019

Ham One opens the show with a rant about a coffee related colloquialism. Your Two Baked Hams discuss their new social media habits, and talk self-organizing internet pyramid schemes. Ham One has been busy on the indy professional wrestling circuit, and has a new match of his career. The #HamFam has grounds to celebrate as Ham Two is not longer celibate. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

 

Some Links to the Content Discussed on the Episode:

https://www.bluerevue.ca/

https://youtu.be/S7UtBB_YZg4 [Thad's YouTube Show]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kathrynjezermorton/stay-at-home-mom-blogs-mommy-blogging-printables-shopify

 

NyQuil Glazed Ham

NyQuil Glazed Ham

April 12, 2019

This episode of the podcast is brought to your Ham holes by additive personalities. Ham 2 recounts his days drinking NyQuil and other liquid sleep aids. His addiction to sleep started when he needed to get rested up before a shift as night club security. Ham 1 is curiously absent from this episode; however, he has approved this message for #FamHam consumption. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SleepAddict #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Beyoncé is the Lady Jesus of Music

Beyoncé is the Lady Jesus of Music

March 14, 2019

Does the Signs alien have a space ship? and did Ham Two like M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Glass? This is how the show opens, only after mentioning Ham One's epic dry spell. The discussion shifts to Ham Two's Army Reserve application and then the Hams talk music, writing, and pro-wrestling. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Beyonce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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Ep 41 - Twenty-four hours and a shower

Ep 41 - Twenty-four hours and a shower

February 21, 2019

After two weeks off, the Two Baked Hams recorded an enlightening discourse on mental health and, not surprisingly, sex robots (in that order). But wait, Ham One is on the newish Facebook dating platform? Both Ham One and Ham Two recount their equally hectic month of January and try to determine where are their minds. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoconutOil #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ep 40 - It’s the best infection you’ll ever get

Ep 40 - It’s the best infection you’ll ever get

January 31, 2019

The Ham’s had a fun talk about some of their past adventures attending concerts and  the hellacious drives home. What brought Ham #1 and Ham #2 into an all out brawl at a Rancid and Blink 182 show? They also discuss how social media and phones, specifically, impact our lives and relationships. Ham #1 tries to keep his strong opinions to himself this week, but let’s be honest, that’s nearly impossible! Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 39 - I counted to Banana

Episode 39 - I counted to Banana

January 24, 2019

Find out which of the Hams likes which Batman movie the best and listen to them ramble on about how comic book film adaptations have changed and how casting has been an important part of the process. Later, Ham #1 is pretty sure he went into a bit of an overshare while discussing some sex do’s and dont’s with Ham #2. (Sorry Ham Dad). Hopefully Ham #1 can redeem himself as your #TwoBakedHams weigh in with their ideas about consciousness and the brain. Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 38 - Mike, The Ref

Episode 38 - Mike, The Ref

January 17, 2019

This week your Hams sat down with the head of Backbreaker Media, Mike “The Ref” Malowany. Listen in as Mike talks about his “journey” from wrestling fan to being the man behind the camera and to being on call to cover all of the wrestling in Alberta. The Ham’s flesh out the Win Column Sports / Backbreaker Media merger and just what it will mean for #AlbertaWrestling. Of course, it wouldn’t be #TwoBakedHams without another edition of the #MasturbatoryNews! Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

 

Full Link for the Masturbatory News article:

https://nypost.com/2016/10/06/sex-toy-mishap/amp/

Check out BackBreaker Media:

https://backbreakervod.pivotshare.com/home

Link for that Fitness Video Mentioned by Ham Two:

https://youtu.be/q6sGpwmMlqc