Beyoncé is the Lady Jesus of Music

March 14, 2019

Does the Signs alien have a space ship? and did Ham Two like M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Glass? This is how the show opens, only after mentioning Ham One's epic dry spell. The discussion shifts to Ham Two's Army Reserve application and then the Hams talk music, writing, and pro-wrestling. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Beyonce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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Ep 41 - Twenty-four hours and a shower

February 21, 2019

After two weeks off, the Two Baked Hams recorded an enlightening discourse on mental health and, not surprisingly, sex robots (in that order). But wait, Ham One is on the newish Facebook dating platform? Both Ham One and Ham Two recount their equally hectic month of January and try to determine where are their minds. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoconutOil #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Ep 40 - It’s the best infection you’ll ever get

January 31, 2019

The Ham’s had a fun talk about some of their past adventures attending concerts and  the hellacious drives home. What brought Ham #1 and Ham #2 into an all out brawl at a Rancid and Blink 182 show? They also discuss how social media and phones, specifically, impact our lives and relationships. Ham #1 tries to keep his strong opinions to himself this week, but let’s be honest, that’s nearly impossible! Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 39 - I counted to Banana

January 24, 2019

Find out which of the Hams likes which Batman movie the best and listen to them ramble on about how comic book film adaptations have changed and how casting has been an important part of the process. Later, Ham #1 is pretty sure he went into a bit of an overshare while discussing some sex do’s and dont’s with Ham #2. (Sorry Ham Dad). Hopefully Ham #1 can redeem himself as your #TwoBakedHams weigh in with their ideas about consciousness and the brain. Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 38 - Mike, The Ref

January 17, 2019

This week your Hams sat down with the head of Backbreaker Media, Mike “The Ref” Malowany. Listen in as Mike talks about his “journey” from wrestling fan to being the man behind the camera and to being on call to cover all of the wrestling in Alberta. The Ham’s flesh out the Win Column Sports / Backbreaker Media merger and just what it will mean for #AlbertaWrestling. Of course, it wouldn’t be #TwoBakedHams without another edition of the #MasturbatoryNews! Don’t forget to comment, like, share, and subscribe to help us grow the #HamFam. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

 

Full Link for the Masturbatory News article:

https://nypost.com/2016/10/06/sex-toy-mishap/amp/

Check out BackBreaker Media:

https://backbreakervod.pivotshare.com/home

Link for that Fitness Video Mentioned by Ham Two:

https://youtu.be/q6sGpwmMlqc

 

 

Episode 37 - Brice “The Slammer” Sova

January 10, 2019

Brice "The Slammer" Sova is an indy professional wrestler currently working out of the province of Alberta. He's currently preparing to wrestle for the Northern Tour and has upcoming show dates in January and throughout February. You can't find The Slammer on Facebook and the Hams find out why. Slammer loves 3D-ing people through other people and reading the masturbatory news. Did Slammer just mention something about auditioning for a porno? Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Slammiverse #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Full Link for the Masturbatory News article:
https://www.blogto.com/city/2019/01/controversial-sex-doll-brothel-quietly-opens-toronto/

Episode 36 - Tasha Scares the Hams

January 3, 2019

The lovely and soft-spoken Tasha guests on this episode of the podcast. She is a believer in the spooky, the paranormal, and the supernatural. Tasha shares her terrifying encounters with strange mirrors, brick teepees, and old hotels. Ham One has his own strange tales to tell, and Ham Two recounts the voodoo vacuum he experienced in New Orleans. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #WakeUpDead #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 35 - The Schmozcast, Side B

December 27, 2018

Welcome to Side B of "The Schmozcast." This is the second instalment of split-in-two podcast mashup. The Sounds of Struggle and the Two Baked Hams whip out their pods and stovepipe with one another. To listen to Side A, bomb over to Backbreaker Media and give Episode # 107 a listen. Once you've done that, click the download button and listen to the Hams' half here! Special thanks to Backbreaker Media and Win Column Sports. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SoundsOfTwoBakedHamsStruggle #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 34 - Two Hearts, Two Hams and a Santa

December 20, 2018

Your #TwoBakedHams were informed by Santa that this year they are on the NICE LIST! The Hams talk about there photo shoot with Santa, guesting on another Edmonton podcast (Learning to Listen), and playing video games poorly. Special thanks to Backbreaker Media and Win Column Sports. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #MerryChristmas #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Episode 33 - Hammed Out Flesh

December 13, 2018

Who's the King of the Trailer Park? and how do the Ham's feel about trailer parks? What does all that have to do with where Ham 1 and Ham 2 buy their coffee? Wait a second!? What's #IndyDreamMatch2019? and WHY is HAM #2 MAD AT HAM #1! Why are there so many questions this episode? Special thanks to Backbreaker Media and Win Column Sports. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion