Two Baked Hams with Mike and Jonah
Reverse walk home with the Lumberjack

Reverse walk home with the Lumberjack

July 18, 2019

Lumberjack Larry is a indy professional wrestler, Star Wars Fan, and the guest of this episode of the Two Baked Hams. Listen in for this week's Masturbatory news and find out why Ham One walks home in reverse. The Hams and Larry breakdown the planned assault on Area 51, and find out what Larry hopes to find locked away in the military base. Don't forget to hit the Pig Pipe on your way out. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #ReverseWalkHome #Area51 #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Hit the Pig Pipe

Hit the Pig Pipe

July 11, 2019

Happy Episode 50 #HamFam! Sex, movies, the language of dating. And don't forget to hit the pig pipe on your way out! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #EpisodeFifty #PigPipe #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Is that one of your boyfriends

Is that one of your boyfriends

July 4, 2019

The Hams both have updates about their personal lives and Ham Two is the object of this episode's masturbatory news! Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Boyfriend #Pass #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Our Last 5 Dollars on the First Twelve

Our Last 5 Dollars on the First Twelve

May 9, 2019

Ham Two recounts his visit to Pahrump, Nevada and Ham One questions the financial arrangement of the modern marriage. The Hams speak of their adventures peeking at the web site, Silicon Wives and Ham One asks if Ham Two would do the whole "Westworld" thing. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SexDoll #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Links:

https://www.siliconwives.com

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2019/apr/17/online-pornography-age-checks-to-be-mandatory-in-uk-from-15-july

 

123 Ham Street

123 Ham Street

May 2, 2019

Your Two Baked Hams can't seem to remember what the first half of the episode is about. But they can speak to what was said on the latter half: CGI, puppetry, and film reboots. And Ham Two has a special announcement. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #FoundPorn #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Links:
https://prowrestlingpost.com/blood-from-a-stone-moonlighting/ [Dylon "Stone's" article]

I wish Mike was here

I wish Mike was here

April 29, 2019

Ham One is absent from this episode of the Two Baked Hams. However, Ham Two records with the Grizzly Bear, Ken Ostare. The Grizzly Bear and Ham Two recount their drunken adventures to prepare for Grizzly Bear's upcoming summer wedding. The Grizzly defends his penis's honour and speaks his truth about the events of the August-long Weekend (remember the episode the Ham's recorded with Alix?). There is some heartfelt talk and the Grizzly really wishes that Ham One could have participated. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #PineappleCannibal #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Naturally Occurring Pyramid Schemes

Naturally Occurring Pyramid Schemes

April 25, 2019

Ham One opens the show with a rant about a coffee related colloquialism. Your Two Baked Hams discuss their new social media habits, and talk self-organizing internet pyramid schemes. Ham One has been busy on the indy professional wrestling circuit, and has a new match of his career. The #HamFam has grounds to celebrate as Ham Two is not longer celibate. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

 

Some Links to the Content Discussed on the Episode:

https://www.bluerevue.ca/

https://youtu.be/S7UtBB_YZg4 [Thad's YouTube Show]

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/kathrynjezermorton/stay-at-home-mom-blogs-mommy-blogging-printables-shopify

 

NyQuil Glazed Ham

NyQuil Glazed Ham

April 12, 2019

This episode of the podcast is brought to your Ham holes by additive personalities. Ham 2 recounts his days drinking NyQuil and other liquid sleep aids. His addiction to sleep started when he needed to get rested up before a shift as night club security. Ham 1 is curiously absent from this episode; however, he has approved this message for #FamHam consumption. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #SleepAddict #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

Beyoncé is the Lady Jesus of Music

Beyoncé is the Lady Jesus of Music

March 14, 2019

Does the Signs alien have a space ship? and did Ham Two like M. Night Shyamalan's new film, Glass? This is how the show opens, only after mentioning Ham One's epic dry spell. The discussion shifts to Ham Two's Army Reserve application and then the Hams talk music, writing, and pro-wrestling. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #Beyonce #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion

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Ep 41 - Twenty-four hours and a shower

Ep 41 - Twenty-four hours and a shower

February 21, 2019

After two weeks off, the Two Baked Hams recorded an enlightening discourse on mental health and, not surprisingly, sex robots (in that order). But wait, Ham One is on the newish Facebook dating platform? Both Ham One and Ham Two recount their equally hectic month of January and try to determine where are their minds. Music for this episode is by purple-planet.com. #CoconutOil #DeanRichtorIsABum #WokeLion